The British National Party is taking over the country, turning it into a no-go area for non-whites and Jews, it has been announced. Last night the party won a shocking fifth local council seat, this time in Calderdale Council in West Yorkshire, leaving them just short of dominating the 20,000 seats across England and Wales. Adrian Marsden won by an astonishingly huge margin of 28 votes, forcefully beating the Liberal Democrats and Labour into second and third respectively.
Political commentators now fear that Nazis will overrun Britain as the BNP's meteoric rise continues. "In the next few days I expect the fascists to expand their strong base of five local council seats in the north of England (one in Calderdale, one in Burnley and a massive three in Blackburn) and possibly take over the entire country, if not the world," said a frightened political commentator who did not want to be named as Douglas Ramsbottom.
"Within weeks they will begin restricting people's movements, perhaps through the imposition of marshal law. The press will almost certainly begin to be censored, if not abolished, with many journalists rounded up and shot. This time next week I may not even be able to talk to you. I really do fear for my life."
Fellow commentator Professor Gregory T Mullet concurred. "They will start small, perhaps by abolishing religion or making white supremacist theories part of the National Curriculum," he predicted. "But soon enough they'll move onto bigger things like dissolving Parliament, shooting asylum seekers on entry and perhaps even persecuting the Jewish population. I feel we cannot rule out another holocaust at this stage."
Some military strategists suggest that the BNP's aims may be even greater. "There is evidence to suggest that the BNP have already acquired weapons of mass destruction," said a top MoD source. "We think they may try to use these to create a Fourth Reich in a similar way to Hitler's Third Reich, thus starting a third world war in the process. We have to be on our guard."
Political opponents of the BNP have spent today reacting to last night's victory with a mixture of panic, dread and mass hysteria. Left-wingers were persecuted by Hitler's private army in the 1930s, so it is perhaps no surprise that prominent left-wingers are preparing to leave the country in fear. As BBC News reported earlier, the former Labour minister Tony Benn is getting ready to take refuge in what could soon become the more liberal and tolerant country of Iraq.
Mainstream politicians have also given their reactions. The Home Secretary, David Blunkett, called it "very worrying", while his opposite number, Oliver Letwin, probably said something similar. The Foreign Secretary, Jack Straw, meanwhile said that he was unimpressed with the result. Speaking to a man on the bus he said: "I'm unimpressed."
Finally, a spokesman for the BNP has explained why they think the result went their way. "For years people here have struggled with drugs and crime problems," said Mr Marsden's political agent. "It's quite obvious how doing a fascist salute, wearing armbands and throwing Asians out of the country will improve their lives."
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